What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 01:31

You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Which document should be pointed out to a holocaust denier?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die
Is That Clint Eastwood Interview Real? Journalist Says It's Old Quotes - Variety
-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
Is it true that in 2028 there will be a new AIDS variant that will wipe out all the LBGTQ+ people?
Dr No
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What's the hardest part about marriage that no one ever talks about?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
How do you view men and women who cheat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Genetic and biological clues point to inflammation’s role in mental health - PsyPost
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
How do you stop your balls from sweating?
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…